Mirko and I were cruising around the block when we spotted this sweetie talking on the phone and littering on the street. Busted! We played our "fake cops" trick on this woman having her handcuffed and "arrested" and took her back to our place for a strip search. man, she was so naive buying all this crap and when we gave her a fucking way out of this situation she took Mirko's meat and a messy facial like her freedom depended on it. What a dumb skank!